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(716): View more from New York

a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.

(262): View more from Wisconsin

I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years

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(516): View more from New York

When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.

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(510): View more from California

if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me

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