Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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