So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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