And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Randomize
