I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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