Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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