Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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