Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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