...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
did i just pee glitter
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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