Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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