How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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