It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Randomize