My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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