whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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