i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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