I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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