oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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