i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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