Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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