you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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