Your face is a jimmy john
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
