so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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