so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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