If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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