just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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