the condom got lost in my hair
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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