belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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