idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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