Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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