Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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