Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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