I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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