I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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