Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
This baby is an asshole
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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