I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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