last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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