It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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