found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I currently don't understand fingers.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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