Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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