Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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