make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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