is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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