Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
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