My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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