So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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