He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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