And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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