fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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