we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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