your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
How does one acquire holy water?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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