so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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